Peteypedia first edition

Allow me to ‘splain a few things!

 

Asinine

Image result for 4 sweet butts     Image result for 4 sweet butts     unusual-x-ray-of-emergency

Asa-one thru four                                        Asa-five thru eight                                                   Asinine

 

Bottle

Bottles may be used for a number of things

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Storing liquids                 assault weapon                                  put one in your asinine!

 

 

Cans

One can                          Toucans                                          Three cans

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Dictate

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   “I’ll bet she takes dicktation!!”

 

European

european

 

Fault

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It’s San Andrea’s fault!

 

Geyser

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Hospitality

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Ignition

FBI=Federal Bureau of Ignition

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Justice

Image result for jack daniels with ice just ice!

 

Kiwi

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List

 Image result for grocery list  Too many groceries, starboard side!  Image result for ship listing 

 

Mother’s

All I said was, “I wish you Mother’s truckers would be more careful!”

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Nose smells, feet run!

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Old farts; nose runs, feet smell.

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PMS PMS jokes are not funny, period!

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Quackers                                                                                gwam quackers

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Right

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Stu

Leper in a hot tub  Image result for hot tub

 

Tickle

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Untied Parcels

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Very

Warped

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X

I miss my ex, but my aim is improving!

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Y

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Y are you looking there? I’m up here!

 

Zebra                                                            96Z

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 To be continued! J L

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