Peteypedia 3 first edition

Allow me to ‘splain a few things!

Artichoke

“Hey, I’m not Artie!”

Blood donor

I would like to make a withdrawal.

Corn

Corn

Crawl

Donor

“I would like to be an organ donor!”

Extra

Fartknuckle

1. When someone farts and it sounds like they cracked their knuckle

2. Jane tried to get away with a quiet fartknuckle, but we all smelled it and blew up her spot.

3. noun: referring to the knuckle on your finger that, when inserted into the r-ct-m of your s-xual partner will cause them to expel gas around your finger and out their –ss

4. people with six fingers possess a plethora of fartknuckles!

Grope

Horoscope

Icon

Jerk

“I just want to grope you!”

Kick

Liquor

Monkey business

Naughty Nice

Organ

Penis

Quick

no waiting

Repossess Leggo my eggo!

Skate

Titillate

Undress

Velocity; a rate of speed

Working on it!

Wax on Wax off

SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICXPIALIDOCIOUS! I don’t know what the fuck that means! ????

“No. Just mentally defective, my dear!”

Y me, god?

Zygote

Did you call? ?

To be continued! J L

If you get the idea, you know what to do next!

http://www.petesmemories.com/whacky2.html

http://www.petesmemories.com/whacky3.html         offensive, disgusting

http://www.petesmemories.com/whacky4.html

http://www.petesmemories.com/petey2.html

http://www.petesmemories.com/petey3.html            revolting, perverted

http://www.petesmemories.com/petey4.html

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