My troubled brain won’t stop! So, here’s my
final work, whacky petey pedia eleven.
If you
are easily offended, please exercise some discretion!
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A THROUGH Z, EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIONAL!
I will continue to add to and revise this
edition.
WHACKY PETEY ELEVEN;
Aardvark 
Afro 
Anti-abortionists shouldn’t
be allowed to eat eggs! 😉
Assault rifle bans will stop school
shootings, And pigs can fly!
Bakers got dough balls in
their fingerhair!
Balloon 
We
need to shoot it down! What to use? BB gun or ICBM
or 
? Much better! 
The U.S. military spent $1.5
million to shoot down three
airborne objects, which it now believes were likely recreational balloons,
defense officials said Wednesday. That figure is only for the four AIM-9X
Sidewinder missiles used to bring down the objects over Alaska, Canada's Yukon
territory and Lake Huron. Doesn’t account for mission expenses! (jet fighter, fuel, support costs)
Our military missed the
Chinese balloon with first missile. Had to fire a second!
Must have been traveling too
fast, or maybe it took evasive action! 😉 Makes
me feel safe! My military at work protecting me!
DTF= DESTROYED THAT
F#&@%R! Would have been nice to see what it was!??? 
The intelligent 1% of the population realizes
that we could have recovered the balloon 100% intact, minus some helium.
It’s scarey that the stupid 99% are calling
the shots!
Our guys love to “blow shit up!”
Bible groping mutts need to see https://www.netflix.com/watch/81244387?trackId=155573560
Graham Hancock is described as a
pseudoscientist, which he rejects. He claims to be an investigative reporter, and is discredited by archaeologists who
discourage any scrutiny of their work, much like “bible groping mutts”. I don’t
necessarily agree with him, but, “You won’t
find it if you don’t bother to look!”
You decide!
Blind carpenter picked up his hammer and
saw!
Cameltoe
Cameltoe bread 
Persian bread نان
بربری 
Catholics in the news again (4/6/23), charged
with molestation, and coverups. Again on
May 23 in an Illinois church. Same charge.
My ex-wife and son really picked a good
religion!
I’m soooooo proud! 😉
Cockpit 
Box
office 
Complaint Form; 
Please
do not write outside of box! Your comments are welcome.
Dentist
Dick YOU MAY BE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS! Rated
G
Disney versus dick! Oh!
DeSantis! I thought you said, “dick sent us”.
aixelsyD 
Ear 
Easy Reader
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_Rider
Eileen; one
leg longer than the other. Japanese; Irene!
Epitome
Fat
Fluffy 
Fuck a bunch’a clean
water! 5-25-2023
Fuck a bunch’a people! Jun
6, 2023
Dick
sent us! (DeSantis?) No! Some other dick!
Fourth
bus of migrants sent from Texas arrives in L.A. with 41 aboard, including 6 children
Garbage
Gas 
Gender equality and Christianity at work
together! Today, 6-14-23, the Southern Baptists expelled
all churches with women pastors. A major step forward! ☹
George Santos (full of hot air)
Believe you? Of course we
do, Donald!!!! When did you ever lie?
Give yourself the “clap”!
Guessing is how reason proceeds in the absence of
fact.
From
“Inside Man” with Stanley Tucci.
Hang in there!
Happy birthday Scott! 5-10-2023, would have been
54 years old.
Have a nice day!
Ho Ho Ho 
Hoda Kotb 
Hoda
do! 
Holy shiitake
Honorable Taco (Thanks Nancy Westfall) Pomona
Speedway 1972
Here comes Peter Fonda, honorable Taco! 
Peter Fonda's 1968 Bultaco Pursang From "Easy Rider"
Hump 
I ate all
of the green lipped mussels, but I’ll sell you the shells for $40 a
bottle!
Hell, I’ll give you 2 bottles for $40. I’ll even
throw in a bottle of some other nonsense for forty bucks! 
If you don’t feel properly screwed, you should
buy some of my other useless products. 
I ate some Lemony Snicket,
and now I have a "Spotted
Dick"!
I don’t remember eating that!
Injury
Insurance
I regret
nothing 
Jock 
Kick 
Klunk 
Lard ass 
Lipstick
Math
This 
and
this 
plus this 
equals
this 
=
clean energy! ???
Mayhem
everystate all state?
Mike 
Miss 
Misses 
Motivate 
My baby 
SCOTT
PETERSON (5-10-69 TO 7-11-16) RIP
Necklace 
Neckless 
Neglecting and abandoning your aging parents is a
real “class act”. Must be a Catholic idea!
Never let your alligator mouth overload your
parakeet asshole!
NICAP is solely responsible for content and
accuracy!
I have always had a small hearing problem. I
started using “closed captioning” over thirty years ago. At first, it was a
joy. I didn’t realize how much I was missing. Over the years, as it became increasingly necessary, the quality has
deteriorated to the point that I have become angry.
I can’t help but wonder what these typists have
on their minds!
“I stopped
by the market to ghetto may toes.” (Huh?)
“Nudist
morning; Hamas acknowledged a fragile cease-fire……………. ((What?)
Chris Algieri is
scheduled to fight Manny Pack Y’all on the twenty second of November. Yeah!
They caption boxing matches, too.
The United
Nations called for an immediate seize fire. Seize
fire?
Ukrainian
officials say the plane was shut down by missells. Duhhhhh! Same idiot that seizes fire! Way to go,
channel ten news at nine!
Pregnant
women are advised 12 boyd seafood with
mercury. 12 or 13!
Burger King
bought Turner Do-Nuts for 1(000)000-0000. W.T.F.? If
I watch fifty more times, I’ll probably understand what that number means.
And on the doctors (ch. 12)
My wife had
a double mass secretary tommy. They took both of your
secretary tommies?
The rocket
is designed to eventually carry terrorists to the moon. A
good place for terrorists. Mars too!
No one
was heard in last night’s shooting. The
gunman was deaf?
Nuts 
Other baby 
I
miss you too!
Pele…….It was my
pleasure to see this! (added 12-29-2022,
at Pele’s passing))
https://www.teammelli.com/iran-b-vs-santos/ Santos!
(Great name for football club)
Pray! Change God’s mind!
Prey for peace! (I spelled prey correctly)
Question for bible thumpers; What do you pray
for?
Another; How can you tell if you got what you
asked for?
Y’all should get up and do things for yourself!
I don’t think God’s listening!
Quality assurance; We
don’t have time to do it twice so you must do it right the first time!
Republican
If the money trail goes by too fast for you, hit “reload” to see
it again! 
Clarence Thomas lavish trips- This
is one of our Supreme Court justices!
Top stories 4/7/2023
Report: Justice Thomas accepted luxury trips from GOP donor. I’M SURE NO COURT
DECISIONS ARE INFLUENCED BY THIS!II’M
POLITICS
Report on trips Justice
Clarence Thomas accepted from GOP megadonor reignites calls for reform.
Washington —
Democrats are calling for stricter ethics rules for Supreme Court justices in
the wake of a new report detailing luxury vacations that Justice Clarence
Thomas has accepted over the years from a Republican
megadonor. The report,
published Thursday by the news outlet ProPublica,
is the latest to prompt criticism of Thomas and reignite calls from Democratic
lawmakers for Congress to require the nation's highest court to adopt binding
ethics
rules. Citing
travel records and interviews with employees, tour guides and fellow travelers,
ProPublica investigation details the luxury trips Thomas accepted from Texas
real estate magnate and Republican donor Harlan Crow for more than 20
years. The
travel included trips to Indonesia in June 2019 aboard Crow's private jet and
yacht, an exclusive all-male retreat in California and Crow's ranch in East
Texas. Thomas also vacations each summer at Crow's private resort in the
Adirondacks, according to ProPublica, which noted that the trips "appeared
nowhere on Thomas' financial disclosures."
In
a statement to
the news outlet, Crow said he and his wife have been "very dear
friends" with Thomas and his wife, Virginia "Ginni" Thomas,
since 1996, and have extended "hospitality" to them, as they have
done to other friends. Crow added that he and his wife "have never asked
about a pending or lower court case, and Justice Thomas has never discussed
one, and we have never sought to influence Justice Thomas on any legal or
political issue." A Supreme Court spokesperson did not immediately reply
to a request for comment on the story.
One appalling ethics
breach after another by
GOP. AMERICA IS IN DANGER
FROM OUR OWN GOVERNMENT!!!!
Sleazy!!
Sock it to
me! YOU
MAY BE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS TOO!
https://www.amazon.com/Rowan-Martins-Laugh-In/dp/B075G2VKFZ
Stableshed Thank
you Pam! (playing “BOGGLE” in San Bernardino 1972)
Take care of yourself, and each other! *
I THUNK THAT UP ALL BY MYSELF!I
*I
fooled you into watching 10 minutes of advertisement, and I stole Jerry’s line!
4-27-2023 in remembrance of Jerry Springer.
Tooth decay
Touched by an angel 
Touched by a pedophile 
Trump-English (UK) word
for fart
Unseated
1. wild
animals that are believed to be harmful to crops,
farm animals, or game, or that carry disease, e.g., rodents.
"his clothes
are infested with vermin"
o people perceived as despicable and as causing problems for the
rest of society.
"the vermin who ransacked her house" “the president that butt-fucked America”
Virus 
Wall
Where’s the fucking wall,
dickwad? 
What’s love got to do with it? Tina Turner (November
26, 1939 – May 24, 2023)
Whether
captions
provided by nicap
This guy
continues too poor as an engine half fell on
suck a mental last night.
Which hunt?
Wholly Shih Tzu 
Wouldn’t it be nice? 
I fucking missed!
Wynkin Blynkin and
Nod
Hey! I’m Blinken!
X I ran out of “x” words. You’ll
have to be satisfied with Xochicalco!
E6-2:40 xasperating,
isn’t it?
You 
Zero-nothing here yet!
NO MO’! ‘sall good
man!
Actually, with around two thousand gifs, images,
and urls, it takes about forty five
minutes to upload new versions, and my brain won’t stop, I suppose I will have
to create a whackypedia twelve. Look for it at;
http://petesmemories/whackypediatwelve.html