My troubled brain won’t stop! So, here’s my final work, whacky petey pedia eleven.
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A THROUGH Z, EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIONAL!
I will continue to add to and revise this edition.
WHACKY PETEY ELEVEN;
Anti-abortionists shouldn’t be allowed to eat eggs! 😉
Assault rifle bans will stop school shootings, And pigs can fly!
Bakers got dough balls in their fingerhair!
Balloon We need to shoot it down! What to use? BB gun or ICBM
or ? Much better!
The U.S. military spent $1.5 million to shoot down three airborne objects, which it now believes were likely recreational balloons, defense officials said Wednesday. That figure is only for the four AIM-9X Sidewinder missiles used to bring down the objects over Alaska, Canada's Yukon territory and Lake Huron. Doesn’t account for mission expenses! (jet fighter, fuel, support costs)
Our military missed the Chinese balloon with first missile. Had to fire a second!
Must have been traveling too fast, or maybe it took evasive action! 😉 Makes me feel safe! My military at work protecting me!
DTF= DESTROYED THAT F#&@%R! Would have been nice to see what it was!???
The intelligent 1% of the population realizes that we could have recovered the balloon 100% intact, minus some helium. It’s scarey that the stupid 99% are calling the shots!
Our guys love to “blow shit up!”
Bible groping mutts need to see https://www.netflix.com/watch/81244387?trackId=155573560
Graham Hancock is described as a pseudoscientist, which he rejects. He claims to be an investigative reporter, and is discredited by archaeologists who discourage any scrutiny of their work, much like “bible groping mutts”. I don’t necessarily agree with him, but, “You won’t find it if you don’t bother to look!”
Blind carpenter picked up his hammer and saw!
Catholics in the news again (4/6/23), charged with molestation, and coverups. Again on May 23 in an Illinois church. Same charge.
My ex-wife and son really picked a good religion!
I’m soooooo proud! 😉
Cockpit Box office
Complaint Form; Please do not write outside of box! Your comments are welcome.
Dick YOU MAY BE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS! Rated G
Disney versus dick! Oh! DeSantis! I thought you said, “dick sent us”.
Eileen; one leg longer than the other. Japanese; Irene!
Fuck a bunch’a clean water! 5-25-2023
Fuck a bunch’a people! Jun 6, 2023
Dick sent us! (DeSantis?) No! Some other dick!
Gender equality and Christianity at work together! Today, 6-14-23, the Southern Baptists expelled all churches with women pastors. A major step forward! ☹
George Santos (full of hot air)
Believe you? Of course we do, Donald!!!! When did you ever lie?
Give yourself the “clap”!
Guessing is how reason proceeds in the absence of fact.
From “Inside Man” with Stanley Tucci.
Hang in there!
Happy birthday Scott! 5-10-2023, would have been 54 years old.
Have a nice day!
Ho Ho Ho
Hoda Kotb Hoda do!
Honorable Taco (Thanks Nancy Westfall) Pomona Speedway 1972
Here comes Peter Fonda, honorable Taco!
I ate all of the green lipped mussels, but I’ll sell you the shells for $40 a bottle!
Hell, I’ll give you 2 bottles for $40. I’ll even throw in a bottle of some other nonsense for forty bucks!
If you don’t feel properly screwed, you should buy some of my other useless products.
I don’t remember eating that!
I regret nothing
This and this plus this equals this
= clean energy! ???
Mayhem everystate all state?
My baby SCOTT PETERSON (5-10-69 TO 7-11-16) RIP
Neglecting and abandoning your aging parents is a real “class act”. Must be a Catholic idea!
Never let your alligator mouth overload your parakeet asshole!
NICAP is solely responsible for content and accuracy!
I have always had a small hearing problem. I started using “closed captioning” over thirty years ago. At first, it was a joy. I didn’t realize how much I was missing. Over the years, as it became increasingly necessary, the quality has deteriorated to the point that I have become angry.
I can’t help but wonder what these typists have on their minds!
“I stopped by the market to ghetto may toes.” (Huh?)
“Nudist morning; Hamas acknowledged a fragile cease-fire……………. ((What?)
Chris Algieri is scheduled to fight Manny Pack Y’all on the twenty second of November. Yeah! They caption boxing matches, too.
The United Nations called for an immediate seize fire. Seize fire?
Ukrainian officials say the plane was shut down by missells. Duhhhhh! Same idiot that seizes fire! Way to go, channel ten news at nine!
Pregnant women are advised 12 boyd seafood with mercury. 12 or 13!
Burger King bought Turner Do-Nuts for 1(000)000-0000. W.T.F.? If I watch fifty more times, I’ll probably understand what that number means.
And on the doctors (ch. 12)
My wife had a double mass secretary tommy. They took both of your secretary tommies?
The rocket is designed to eventually carry terrorists to the moon. A good place for terrorists. Mars too!
No one was heard in last night’s shooting. The gunman was deaf?
I miss you too!
Pele…….It was my pleasure to see this! (added 12-29-2022, at Pele’s passing))
https://www.teammelli.com/iran-b-vs-santos/ Santos! (Great name for football club)
Pray! Change God’s mind!
Prey for peace! (I spelled prey correctly)
Question for bible thumpers; What do you pray for?
Another; How can you tell if you got what you asked for?
Y’all should get up and do things for yourself! I don’t think God’s listening!
Quality assurance; We don’t have time to do it twice so you must do it right the first time!
If the money trail goes by too fast for you, hit “reload” to see it again!
Clarence Thomas lavish trips- This is one of our Supreme Court justices!
Top stories 4/7/2023
Report: Justice Thomas accepted luxury trips from GOP donor. I’M SURE NO COURT
DECISIONS ARE INFLUENCED BY THIS!II’M
Report on trips Justice Clarence Thomas accepted from GOP megadonor reignites calls for reform.
Washington — Democrats are calling for stricter ethics rules for Supreme Court justices in the wake of a new report detailing luxury vacations that Justice Clarence Thomas has accepted over the years from a Republican megadonor. The report, published Thursday by the news outlet ProPublica, is the latest to prompt criticism of Thomas and reignite calls from Democratic lawmakers for Congress to require the nation's highest court to adopt binding ethics rules. Citing travel records and interviews with employees, tour guides and fellow travelers, ProPublica investigation details the luxury trips Thomas accepted from Texas real estate magnate and Republican donor Harlan Crow for more than 20 years. The travel included trips to Indonesia in June 2019 aboard Crow's private jet and yacht, an exclusive all-male retreat in California and Crow's ranch in East Texas. Thomas also vacations each summer at Crow's private resort in the Adirondacks, according to ProPublica, which noted that the trips "appeared nowhere on Thomas' financial disclosures."
In a statement to the news outlet, Crow said he and his wife have been "very dear friends" with Thomas and his wife, Virginia "Ginni" Thomas, since 1996, and have extended "hospitality" to them, as they have done to other friends. Crow added that he and his wife "have never asked about a pending or lower court case, and Justice Thomas has never discussed one, and we have never sought to influence Justice Thomas on any legal or political issue." A Supreme Court spokesperson did not immediately reply to a request for comment on the story.
One appalling ethics breach after another by GOP. AMERICA IS IN DANGER FROM OUR OWN GOVERNMENT!!!!
Sock it to me! YOU MAY BE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS TOO!
Stableshed Thank you Pam! (playing “BOGGLE” in San Bernardino 1972)
Take care of yourself, and each other! *
I THUNK THAT UP ALL BY MYSELF!I
*I fooled you into watching 10 minutes of advertisement, and I stole Jerry’s line!
4-27-2023 in remembrance of Jerry Springer.
Touched by an angel
Touched by a pedophile
Trump-English (UK) word for fart
"his clothes are infested with vermin"
o people perceived as despicable and as causing problems for the rest of society.
"the vermin who ransacked her house" “the president that butt-fucked America”
Where’s the fucking wall, dickwad?
What’s love got to do with it? Tina Turner (November 26, 1939 – May 24, 2023)
captions provided by nicap
This guy continues too poor as an engine half fell on suck a mental last night.
Wholly Shih Tzu
Wouldn’t it be nice? I fucking missed!
Wynkin Blynkin and Nod
Hey! I’m Blinken!
X I ran out of “x” words. You’ll have to be satisfied with Xochicalco!
E6-2:40 xasperating, isn’t it?
Zero-nothing here yet!
NO MO’! ‘sall good man!
Actually, with around two thousand gifs, images, and urls, it takes about forty five minutes to upload new versions, and my brain won’t stop, I suppose I will have to create a whackypedia twelve. Look for it at;