WHACKYPEDIA see also (PETEYPEDIA) Even more offensive than whackypedia. http://www.petesmemories.com/peteypedia.html
If you are easily offended, please exercise some user discretion.
Some items that may have eluded your scrutiny;
"a basic algorithm for division"
Al Gore Rhythms Al Gore Rhythms (courtesy of my closed caption typist)
If you can’t dazzle ‘em with facts, barium in bullshit!
Donuts Dudes! Show us your donuts!
I’m glad that you’re glad that I’m glad you’re glad!
Happy People ask me, “Pete, are you happy?”
Satisfied (I am satisfied!)
fool, idiot, ass, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, cretin, dullard, simpleton, clod;
informalnitwit, halfwit, dope, ninny, nincompoop, chump, dimwit, dingbat, dipstick, goober,
coot, goon, dumbo, dummy, ditz, dumdum, fathead, numbskull, numbnuts, dunderhead, thickhead,
airhead, butthead, flake, lamer, lamebrain, zombie, nerd, peabrain, birdbrain, scissorbill, jughead, mouth-breather, jerk, donkey, twit, goat, dork, twerp, hoser, schmuck, bozo, boob, turkey, schlep, chowderhead,
dumbhead, goofball, goof, goofus, galoot, lummox, knuckle-dragger, klutz, putz, schlemiel, sap, meatball,
dumb cluck, mook, and, last but not least, “fucktard”.
"what moron left ice cream on the stove?"
You can fix ignorant! You can’t fix stupid!
I just new you were gonn’a do that!
Two things happen when you are old.
1. You lose your memory.
2. Can’t remember number two!
Pi r squared
This is a myth! Pi r not squared! Pi r round! Cake r squared!
4-29-2014 The ABA director banned for life, team owner Sterling. He asked his girlfriend to not fraternize with HIV infected black men!
On this morning’s news, Gail King joked that the “hummus recall” was an emergency news alert for white people.
Gail, you are banned for life from eating ethnic food!
”Damn, that smarts!”
“I taught you everything I know, and you’re still stupid.”
“Study lots of history, so we don’t repeat our mistakes!”
“Pi r squared”
U habla espanol?
Vaya con dedo.
Zamboni. It’s a quart low!
To be continued! J L
If you get the idea, you know what to do next!
http://www.petesmemories.com/whacky3.html offensive, disgusting
http://www.petesmemories.com/petey3.html revolting, perverted