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al·go·rithm

ˈalɡəˌriT͟Həm/

noun

1. a process or set of rules to be followed in calculations or other problem-solving operations, especially by a computer.

"a basic algorithm for division"

Al Gore Rhythms Al Gore Rhythms (courtesy of my closed caption typist)

ˈalɡəˌriT͟Həm/

noun

1. Al Gore dancing to: “Save Our Planet Earth” (Live, Rock In Rio) by Jimmy Cliff (Video)
2. Al Gore singing: “Save Our Planet Earth” (Live, Rock In Rio) by Jimmy Cliff (Video)

BARIUM-

If you can’t dazzle ‘em with facts, barium in bullshit!

Beaner

Coon

Cracker

Donuts Dudes! Show us your donuts!

Equals =

Fat

Glad

I’m glad that you’re glad that I’m glad you’re glad!

Happy People ask me, “Pete, are you happy?”

Satisfied (I am satisfied!)

HOSTILE

Doggie style

Hostile

Iran

Just

Kidding!

Look!

mo·ron

ˈmôrˌän/

noun

informal

1. a stupid person.

synonyms:

fool, idiot, ass, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, cretin, dullard, simpleton, clod;  informalnitwit, halfwit, dope, ninny, nincompoop, chump, dimwit, dingbat, dipstick, goober,  coot, goon, dumbo, dummy, ditz, dumdum, fathead, numbskull, numbnuts, dunderhead, thickhead,  airhead, butthead, flake, lamer, lamebrain, zombie, nerd, peabrain, birdbrain, scissorbill, jughead, mouth-breather, jerk, donkey, twit, goat, dork, twerp, hoser, schmuck, bozo, boob, turkey, schlep, chowderhead,  dumbhead, goofball, goof, goofus, galoot, lummox, knuckle-dragger, klutz, putz, schlemiel, sap, meatball,  dumb cluck, mook, and, last but not least, “fucktard”. "what moron left ice cream on the stove?" You can fix ignorant! You can’t fix stupid!

New

I just new you were gonn’a do that!

Old

Two things happen when you are old.

1. You lose your memory.

2. Can’t remember number two!

Pi r squared

This is a myth! Pi r not squared! Pi r round! Cake r squared!

Pi Cake

Quantity Tutity

Queen King

Racist

4-29-2014 The ABA director banned for life, team owner Sterling. He asked his girlfriend to not fraternize with HIV infected black men!

On this morning’s news, Gail King joked that the “hummus recall” was an emergency news alert for white people.

Gail, you are banned for life from eating ethnic food!

Smarts

”Damn, that smarts!”

Teacher-

“I taught you everything I know, and you’re still stupid.”

“Study lots of history, so we don’t repeat our mistakes!”

“Pi r squared”

U habla espanol?

Vaya con dedo.

We

X-rayed

Your

Zamboni. It’s a quart low!

To be continued! J L

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