Peteypedia 6

Plagiarism gone wild!

Allow me to ‘splain a few things!

Attaboy           before after                       Aw shit! (1 “aw shit” negates 10 “attaboys”)

Bungle-noun-synonym “aw shit”                         bungle in the jungle

Crack

Dash

Eh?

Finger                                   Careful where you put that finger, Charlie!

Grammar                           

irregardless!

Hide

I’magonna I used ta                     I always

The three favorite sayings of someone who has never done anything, and never will!

Jimnasty’s

Knows

Leak    small leak                                large leak                                       holy fuck leak!

MESS     small mess                              big mess                                             holy fucking shit!

Not      little not                 bigger not                                    not-yo’s

Olive                                                                     ded

Patience! It is time consuming thinking at least twenty six really stupid thoughts!

Pan

Quaff                         Quis                                 Quis Quaff

Rosemary-wana                 Mary chrysalis

Sir!                      I must ask you to leave the pool!         But everybody pees in the pool!           Not off the high dive!

Transistor                                                     Colina Powell

Underwhere?

Vagiant

W himsical                             fudgesical                                               jalapeno on a steek

Xtent                                                         mytent

Yep!

York

Zodiac

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